Otherworldly Evil Monarch - chapter-286
Hundreds of tables were placed in a circle. A small space had been left
vacant in the middle. [Would there be a performance at this feast? Will
the senior men sing and dance? A normal man may not do it; perhaps those
sour and gifted scholars will…]
“The Golden Scholarly Feast has now commenced; everyone is requested to
take their seats.”
Jun Mo Xie took his seat. He looked up, and saw someone opposite him. It
was none other than the Young Master of the Li Family, Li You Ran. The
Young Master Li looked around. He saw the Young Master Jun acting like
his debauchee self, and smiled faintly. He then lifted his wine cup to
relay his best wishes. Jun Mo Xie sneered and took that opportunity to
cross his legs by putting one over the other. This was his signature
Then, a fragrant smell hit Jun Mo Xie’s nose. It came from behind. He
didn’t need to look behind to know that this clean and fresh fragrance
was coming from Dugu Xiao Yi. It wasn’t very common, but he was
familiar with it. He had been around her several times. So he realized
that the Dugu Family would be seated behind him. The Young Master Jun
hadn’t turned around to look, but the ‘lady-killer’ Jun could
distinctly feel a pair of eyes foolishly staring at his back.
There was another pair of beautiful eyes which were gazing at him from a
seat above. Jun Mo Xie raised his eyes to look. Unexpectedly, he came to
realize that those eyes belonged to Princess Ling Meng. Her cheeks turned
bright red as she turned her head away upon meeting his gaze.
[What’s the matter with that woman? Why was she looking at me like
that… she has taken that bullsh*t blood oath… Even if she takes it
seriously — I don’t!]
[Wouldn’t the thought of that give me a back-ache?] The Hitman had
deliberately concealed his murderous aura since this wasn’t the place
to exhibit it. Therefore, he didn’t notice when someone appeared beside
him. He turned his head and saw that it was Dugu Xiao Yi. She had come to
converse with him. However, she had just seen him exchange
‘flirtatious’ glances with Princess Ling Meng. Therefore, she pinched
him hard instead of giving him a tongue-lashing…
Jun Mo Xie bared his teeth. [How can I be bullied by that woman in such a
way?] Jun Mo Xie’s was unable to turn his head properly. So, he
couldn’t see what he had touched in his attempt to pinch her back in
retaliation. However, that part of her body was extremely smooth and
supple; he felt as if he had pinched a sponge. It was very full and
elastic; it felt very good.
“Ah!” Dugu Xiao Yi screamed in agony while Jun Mo Xie exclaimed in
admiration. He was as thick-skinned as the city walls, but his face had
unexpectedly turned red. He withdrew his hand very quickly. However,
everyone had looked at them in unison and had witnessed the entire scene.
The entire hall watched as the little girl’s face turn red. She
straightened-up into a very awkward posture. Her small hands were
subconsciously massaging the area where she had been pinched. She was
visibly embarrassed and distressed. Her eyes had started to well-up.
Jun Mo Xie had accidentally pinched her fragrant posterior; everyone
figured that the little girl would knife-out the life of him.
The sounds of scoffs and discussions started to well-up shortly after
everyone witnessed this scene. The youngsters in the main hall had
started to give Jun Mo Xie hate-full looks.
[He takes liberties with a woman in such a serious situation…! That
brat is the city’s biggest pest! Not only did he harass the Dugu
Family’s little gem… he did it out of lust…]
Dugu Xiao Yi had come up to Jun Mo Xie in high spirits. But she then saw
Jun Mo Xie and Princess Ling Meng exchange amorous gazes. This annoyed
her greatly. Therefore, she pinched him hard, and then turned around to
leave. She had hoped that Jun Mo Xie would follow-after her to coax. Who
would’ve thought that Jun Mo Xie would silently and quickly pinch her
‘there’ the moment she’d turn? However, he had done it at the first
opportunity. He straight-away grabbed her butt and pinched; it seemed as
if he had rehearsed the whole thing.
Everyone watched as the little girl’s neck turned red with
embarrassment. She flew to her seat and buried her head into her stomach.
Then, she tried to cover her face with her little hands. She was
conscious that she had been touched at that spot in front of several
people. [That little rascal pinched me ‘there’ even though I
haven’t told him about my feelings yet… so how could he do that?]
The little girl’s posture appeared somewhat strange… the place where
she was pinched hurt. She couldn’t walk fast. In fact, the pain
remained even after she had taken her seat. So, she had no option but to
re-adjust her posture a couple of times. And, the resultant posture
appeared a bit strange…
Young Master Jun was perspiring all-over. He hadn’t expected this to
happen; …that he would grab that part… He then became aware of that
feeling… that a green apple had ripened into a sweet peach… and he
had taken a nibble…
He couldn’t help but think what would’ve happened if she hadn’t
turned… [Where would I have grasped if she hadn’t turned?] He smiled
mischievously and twirled his fingers. It seemed as if he could still
feel the satin-like sensation on his fingers. He couldn’t help but
bring them to his nose and smell the fragrance …as his face became
“Shameless! He’s such a degenerate!” Everyone-present on the scene
was red with anger. They turned their goat-like beards up; [that Third
Young Master Jun is very shameless! He’s a very vulgar man! I’d like
to chop this little scum’s hand off!
The young men looked at Jun Mo Xie with extreme disdain and cursed him.
They cursed him inwardly in rage, but subconsciously rubbed their own two
fingers together. They were then lost in the infinite reverie…
thinking… how nice it would be if they could feel such a sensation.
[One of Tian Xiang City’s two beauties’ fragrant butt!]
Soon they were overcome with pleasure. They moved their own fingers to
their noses to take a sniff… [ah, such a wonderful and fragrant
Princess Ling Meng was seated many tables away; she didn’t know what to
think. Her pretty face turned red as she felt a strange itch on her own
butt. She snorted since felt a vague envy in her heart.
Suddenly, everyone started to hear heavy footsteps coming from outside.
It was clear that an important personality was approaching the Hall. The
teachers of the Institute, and the patriarchs of the different families,
entered… with sage-like but fast, old yet vigorous, earnest yet grave
The main hall fell silent.
One couldn’t trifle with such people.
Then… came the three princes… beaming with happiness.
The Golden Scholarly Talent Feast had officially commenced.
Various sorts of delicious foods were brought to the hall by an unceasing
line of servants. The fabulous smell assailed every nostril. However,
even a bold debauchee like Jun Mo Xie knew not to make a move.
It was because… the Emperor hadn’t arrived yet.
The most important individual is always the last to make an appearance.
Admittedly, Jun Mo Xie didn’t care much for the Emperor. However, he
didn’t desire to stir unnecessary trouble in such eventful times.
Then, everyone quickly sat-up straight since they suddenly heard heavy
footsteps coming from outside.
Everyone looked solemn yet respectful as they stretched their necks to
see who it was…
What they saw was merely… a large fat person being escorted by a court
They recognized the man once he had walked all the way over; it was Tang
Everyone was shocked at first. And then they burst into laughter. Tang
Wan Li stood up; his face belied his rage, “You little devil! What
insanity are you displaying?”
Tang Yuan’s face was awash with debilitating fear! He walked as slowly
as a zombie — taking his time with each stupefied step he took. His
waist was bent-low for the most outrageous reason. A chair was stuck to
the backside of his body. He was carrying a round chair on his butts. It
seemed as if the chair was growing-out of his butt…
The Emperor’s questions to Fatty weren’t aimed Jun Mo Xie. His
highness had thought-himself-clever and focused on Jun Wu Yi alone. But
wasn’t that the same thing in Fatty Tang’s eyes?
[This matter is fuc*ed!] This was the only thing which was going-through
Tang Yuan’s mind during his audience with the Emperor.
He had obeyed the Emperor’s order to leave, and had gotten up. But he
had forgotten to give his salutation since he was beside-himself. He
started to wobble at once. But his butt was too big… and the chair was
too small for him. So, as he stood up… the chair was raised. It had got
stuck to his backside. And it remained glued there the entire walk to
this hall. But Tang Yuan was so overcome with anxiety that he hadn’t
noticed the chair… or its weight. In fact, he hadn’t become aware of
it until that very moment…
He came back to himself after he heard everyone’s laughter and his
grandfather’s rebuke. He opened his eyes wider, and realized that he
had reached the main hall. He suddenly became teary… like a small child
who had been wronged.
“Ha ha! Young Master Tang is very talented! His behavior genuinely
stands-out from the masses! He’s such a great guy! He must’ve feared
that he may not find a suitable seat at the Palace… so he has brought
his own seat! He’s outstanding!” Meng Hai Zhou wasn’t going to let
this opportunity slip. He took the lead and made that comment. His words
added oil to everyone’s laughter.
Tang Wan Li’s face swelled purple. He soared-up and struck that round
chair hard. It shattered it into many pieces. His beard fluttered as he
then looked around and gazed at everyone. However, he lowered his head
once he realized that he couldn’t stop the laughter.
He sighed when he saw his grandson in such a state. The old man’s heart
ached with sorrow. [I’ve known his Majesty for many years… has he
forgotten the years of our friendship… why didn’t he stop this
mishap? However, this isn’t the time to pose such questions; it’s
better to let this matter go.]
However, he then felt a person come-over and stand beside them. If he was
not mistaken… then it was the Young Master Jun.
“Buck up, Fatty!” Jun Mo Xie’s voice was somewhat coquettish. He
swayed as he spoke. However, Tang Yuan realized what was happening in
reality. Jun Mo Xie’s expression was full of warmth. He had decided to
deal with this situation.
“Elder Brother will remain at the top… even if the sky falls down!
Come, have a drink with me!”
Then, Jun Mo Xie laughed heartily. He had initiated the Art of Unlocking
Heaven’s Fortune as he had spoken his words, and had sneaked the real
meaning into Tang Yuan’s ears. Everyone else had only heard the last
few words since he had spoken them in his normal mode.
“Elder Brother will remain at the top… even if the sky falls down!”
These words brimmed with domineering fearlessness. It came like a burst
of reassurance and put Fatty’s mind at ease. Tang Yuan’s heart shook.
It seemed like he was lost before… but had suddenly seen the light. He
looked up; Jun Mo Xie’s expression didn’t matter. He then suddenly
laughed mischievously and said, “It appears that the wine they’re
serving the guests in this feast is from our Aristocratic Hall! It
won’t do if the wine at such a big party isn’t genuinely good! It
seems that the Three Princes haven’t appropriated all of it. That’s
good; isn’t it?!”
The two men laughed mischievously as they walked away together.
Tang Wan Li gaped in astonishment. His grandson had appeared very
disheartened a moment ago. [It seemed as if he can’t feel any love
towards morality since his birth…! That little devil Jun Mo Xie started
to talk about drinking… and he suddenly reverts to his old self…!]
[What’s this about?]