Otherworldly Evil Monarch - chapter-46
Chapter 046 Beating Around The Bush
Thankfully, Fatty Tang has nerves of steel, a big heart, fat body and
most importantly, an optimistic attitude to life. Even after having
suffered sessions after sessions of scolding and beatings, becoming
subject of gossip to the point of wanting to commit suicide, as long as
he returned to his own room and took a nap, he would clear it out of his
system, considering it to all be a thing of the past. If this was a
depression prone person, then the rope would already be hanging taut from
the ceiling and the person would already be reincarnated a number of
Although, this so-called optimistic attitude to life, big heart, nerves
of steel was but a better way of putting it. A harsher way of putting it,
he was simply a thick-faced, shameless person.
Finally, this fatty was able to use the coming Autumn Festival as an
excuse to slip away from his house. The first thing he did after escaping
was to come complain to Jun Xie. Coincidentally, Jun Xie was busy
pondering what it was that he had obtained. For Fatty Tang to come, they
both hit it off, heading to the Drunken Immortal Establishment for some
Fatty Tang drank a cup of wine, then gave out three sighs. Then, he
stretched out his radish-like index finger to the skies and let out a
mouthful of curses as he vented his anger. Drinking another cup, he
repeated… again and again… such violent intensity, such vicious
deep-seated hatred, the resentment he discharged was tantamount to old
woman widowed for life…
All the guests on the upper floor frowned! Even the bodyguards on the
side tilted their heads, acting as though they do not know him: To have
to accompany this kind of Young Master out, this is simply…
The Young Master Jun himself rolled his eyes. Even though he possessed a
calm temperament, the one that the fatty was cursing included himself;
and yet, he had to sit here and pretend that he did not know anything,
being unable to do anything else, how can he not roll his eyes?
“I say, Fatty, what exactly was stolen from your home? With you cursing
out with such bitterness, I no longer have the mood to drink anymore,”
Jun Xie looked at the cup of wine before him. He really could not stomach
it, being cursed at was one thing, after all with his calm temperament
something like that could be brushed off easily. The wine on the other
hand was made so that its fragrance would assail one’s nose, and yet
tasted like water. Drinking it does not make one feel tipsy in the
slightest and it tasted just like rice water!
If Jun Xie were to give his evaluation on this wine: This wine is just
like a woman whose body is even fatter than Tang Yuan, who applied a
whole bottle of inferior and expired perfume on her whole body.
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Having drunk this wine, Jun Xie could not help but recall Old Song’s
wine from the night of the heavy rain. Jun Xie now felt a longing for the
wine that he had once contemptuously considered as trash.
This was the so-called the “the dead should compared with other dead
person; the living should be compared with other living person”. The
wine was something hard for Jun Xie to swallow and could not hold a
candle to the top-grade wines of his past life. But now, he finally
understood. The man’s words back then of how this wine was a rare wine
in this capital city and were sold in limited numbers was actually… the
Jun Xie suddenly recalled that he had brewed some wine! After having
placed them aside for the fermentation to take place, he totally forgot
about them. Counting the days… Oh, I should be able to take them out in
a few days’ time. I should quickly get this wine done. Even if it is
not for the sake of making money, at least I should do it for my own sake!
If I have to keep drinking this kind of swill, how am I supposed to live?
Once I take the wine out from fermentation, I too will sell in limited
numbers! Son of a bitch! Ten thousand silver liangs per jug! Love it or
leave it, if you don’t want to buy then just leave. I will drink it all
myself. If I cannot finish it then I will just feed it to the pigs! Son
of a bitch! Just saying it feels unbearable!
He thought viciously to himself while smelling the cup of “garbage”
wine. With his heretical temperament, feeding it to the pigs was not a
“Sigh…” Tang Yuan paused, his fat, chubby face, comparable to a
poached egg was etched with a twisted expression. “Third Young
Master… Brother, I am really having a miserable time. Those bastards,
could they not have brought this calamity onto others? Why did it have to
be me? Damn their eighteen generations of ancestors! This senior will
wipe them out forever! And then there are the damned thieves! They were
the ones who stole the items, why is my grandfather singling me out? I
curse them… this senior curse them to be crippled forever…”
The more he said, the more agitated he became. Tang Yuan stood up in
agitation, slamming his leg down, bringing a raging wave of fat down upon
the chair he was seated upon. The slabs of fat on his body surged
magnificently as he roared fiercely towards the skies! Thankfully, the
chairs in the Drunken Immortal Establishment were quite decent and were
able to withstand the full weight of this fatty!
Jun Xie was about to lose himself. He propped his palm onto his face,
feeling a desire to just run out… being together with this fatty was
simply too humiliating…
The entirety of the third floor of the Drunken Immortal Establishment
suddenly became deathly silent! Everyone turned their heads, observing
the pile of fat trembling in agitation.
Panting, Tang Yuan removed his leg from the chair, sat back down without
wiping it, and started to violently drink again.
“Third Young Master, the item that my family lost this time is
something extraordinary!” Tang Yuan twisted his face. “Due to this
item, my life was a living hell for the last five days. My old man gave
me at least ten plus times worth of beatings, my grandfather fiercely
beat me with a big stick even as he was chasing me. Look at me… do you
think I can run fast? Brother, look at me. I am now as slim as a
horse,” Tang Yuan sadly measured his body as he sat on the chair; his
soft belly fat fell down, covering his knees.
“Err… you have indeed lost a lot of weight,” Jun Xie spoke against
his conscience, and then added. “Seeing you lose so much weight, your
face have no wrinkles at all.”
Tang Yuan let out a “pei”. He had originally wanted to ignite Jun
Xie’s curiosity, but instead Jun Xie chose not to continue asking about
it at all. Nonetheless, this matter had brought so much misery onto Tang
Yuan. It was only natural that he would have the desire to talk about it.
Otherwise, why would he drag Jun Xie out here?
“Third Young Master, that item is a Xuan Core, a Xuan Core!” Tang
Yuan moved close to Jun Xie and whispered into his ear. “In addition,
it is a Xuan Core from a peak Ninth level Xuan Beast! That is simply a
Heavenly defying treasure!”
“So, it is just a Xuan Core. And here I thought it was something
incredible.” A Xuan Core from a peak Ninth levelled Xuan Beast? Jun
Xie’s heart jumped, but he turned his face away dismissively. “What
is so extraordinary about that toy? I too have one.”
“You think this is the same as those Fifth and Sixth level crap? You
dare take your little toy and compare it with my family’s?” Tang Yuan
snorted. “Let me enlighten you, that thing in my home is a pinnacle
grade Ninth level Xuan Core. If this information is to be leaked out, I
fear that the whole world would quake as a result! If an Earth Xuan
ranked expert were to utilize a Ninth level Xuan Core, that person would
be propelled from the beginner stage of Earth Xuan up to the peak stage
of Sky Xuan! If a Sky Xuan ranked expert of the middle stage was to
utilize it, then that person would be able to charge all the way into the
realm of Supreme Divine Xuan! Third Young Master! A Supreme Divine Xuan!
The number of such experts could easily be counted!” Tang Yuan moved
his short, fat hands in an exaggerated embracing posture, signifying the
“It has such a potent effect?” Jun Xie’s heart was somewhat
pounding, but he looked at Tang Yuan with a face filled with suspicion.
“You dare boast so heavily in front of me? If it truly has such a
potent effect, then wouldn’t the Chamber of Commerce around the world
sell it like crazy?”
“Which son of a bitch is bragging will have his entire family die!”
Tang Yuan felt insulted. Raising his fingers, he made an oath, his fat
face becoming red. “Sell it like crazy? Did you think that this is
something that can be found everywhere? If this was not an extremely rare
item, would my grandfather become so angry? I am a real son of a bitch!
To think I would complain about this to you son of a bitch! I have really
found the wrong son of a bitch to complain to!” Fatty Tang became
agitated and began uttering his catchphrase “son of a bitch” with
“Oh… I truly feel sympathy for your mother,” Jun Xie gave out a
long “oh”. In his mind, he was considering what to do. If this was
truly such a Heavenly defying treasure, then he really should not return
it to the Tang Family. This treasure would be of much better use if he
were to use it to increase the strength of his own family, creating a
super level expert. That would certainly be much better than letting it
go to waste in the hands of the Tang Family.
Tang Yuan whose eyes were currently both red grinned. He felt that in
these past few days, Jun Xie was the only one who was willing to hear him
out. This caused him to feel moved, suddenly causing some nasal mucus to
rise. He easily bounced it off before turning back to face Jun Xie and
continue his heartfelt conversation. It was at this moment…
“Who was it? Which son of a bitch was carelessly bouncing off his snot?
Get your son of a bitch ass out here! Watch as this senior exterminates
your nine kindred!” A sharp, angry voice rang out loudly, bringing with
it an unparalleled aura of violence and wickedness.