Otherworldly Evil Monarch - chapter-695
Jun Wu Yi calmly directed the army. The usually disordered teams of Xuan
Beasts became a formidable war machine after only a few days under his
The most impressive part was that Jun Wu Yi was able to stop the Xuan
Beasts from attacking without coordination and divided them into groups
and waves. He asked beasts of the same tribe to form a group. That way,
they were familiar with each other’s combat style and it would be able to
maximize the joint force!
Jun Wu Yi had been wondering about this strategy ever since he faced the
Xuan Beasts in Tian Nan. What if I could lead an army like this? He had
The Xuan Beasts had attacked by everyone charging onto the battlefield
and fighting chaotically. Jun Wu Yi had seen their weakness then. Now he
had the army under his command, he was able to fix the problem and
multiply the strength of the army by many folds!
The secret to becoming a successful general was always to find the best
and most suitable strategy!
And Jun Wu Yi was able to do it, so his army was fighting especially
fiercely today, despite the rushed arrangement!
Or else even if Jun Mo Xie had the idea to kill the Venerables, they
couldn’t hold them of for long enough! But now, they were at least sort
of stuck in some very tedious battle!
No matter the result, Jun Wu Yi’s strategy would be an exceptional
success! It was flawless!
Success was never luck! And success from luck couldn’t last!
It even left Mei Xue Yan, who was watching at the side, feeling ashamed!
Yi was indeed a great talent in leading an army!
The most boast-worthy part was that he was able to ensure that the
normally rowdy beasts silently got into the positions most suited to
encircling the five Venerables.
It really puzzled Mei Xue Yan!
The beasts often got too excited when they were told that they were going
into battle. With the commotion they usually caused, there was no way
they could form the encirclement without being detected by the keen
senses of a Venerable.
So Mei Xue Yan humbly asked after the battle and she was finally
So it turned out that the beast kings had been crowding together to watch
the battle rowdily. They squeezed with their shoulders and buttocks and
gritted their teeth at each other trying to get the best view.
So when Jun Wu Yi received the signal from Jun Mo Xie, he suddenly
thought of a wonderful plan. “Hey, of course it’s uncomfortable to all
squeeze together. Why do you have to squeeze? There are three more vacant
sides of the battlefield that allow for a good view. So go and find
another spot. But be careful, don’t disturb the battle, else your good
show will be gone…”
It was such a simple suggestion that spread out the beast kings in
silence. As they wanted to watch the battle with the best view, all of
them chose the spot that allowed themselves to see best. Naturally, when
it was time for them to advance, they were already in the best position
they could be.
Mei Xue Yan really admired Jun Wu Yi after knowing this…
No wonder he was the Blood General!
just a one simple sentence, he was able to automatically position the
countless Xuan Beasts and leave the five Venerables in such an awkward
Very few could match his quick wit!
The situation on the battleground was changing subtly. It was
The crazy attacks from the Xuan Beasts were not the main source of
pressure for the five venerables. It was another man!
He didn’t participate in battle at all. All he did was yell continuously.
He was like a very annoying fly. The Venerables wanted to kill him and
grind him into meat paste before resurrecting him so that they could
repeat the process thousands of times!
The only one who was worthy of the honorable description was obviously
Jun Mo Xie!
He watched and pointed his fingers as he commented enthusiastically. What
he said was torturing the Venerables’ patience…
“Damn it, Big Bear! You dummy, stop hitting Du Jue’s shoulder! Hit his
crotch with your fat bear palms! Isn’t he called Du Jue? Let’s take away
his father’s day! Yes, hit his buttocks just like how you would hit your
own son! Destroy his asshole! Humiliate him even if you can’t kill him!…
“Nice punch, Careless Rock! Hit that hypocrite Hua Feng Wen’s eyes!
Right, beat him until he looks like a panda… Damn! Aim and hit, you
stupid lion! Isn’t it uncomfortable hitting his face? The skin on his
face is so thick; aren’t you afraid that you might get killed by the
recoil? You don’t know… maybe he has practiced the secret technique
‘Gold Face Iron Skin’…
“Long Crane… You… You… You have to change your technique! It’s the
Venerable of the Edge of the World you’re facing! He can escape
it, Qu Wu Qing? Are you satisfied with the one-on-one battles? You just
wait; we have so many beasts queuing to face you alone! I’m sure you will
be satisfied! Hey, don’t stare at me, you dummy! Pay attention to
defense! Are you trying to show off your big eyes, stupid old man?
“Zhen Ci Bei, looked at your old face! Damn, you look like an eggplant!
I’m sure that your wrinkles will crush flies before they land on your
face. Damn, you look so ugly like an eggplant that was reboiled and dried
again… so disgusting… You are so old and you still want to fight! Of
course I’m not against it, but at least make yourself more presentable?
Even the Xuan Beasts feel disgusted by you… Look… Look, your face is
getting red and you’re trembling! I know you acknowledge that you are too
old for this… You look angry… Yes, I want to anger you to death… I
want you have a heart attack…”
“Shameless! Shameless! So shameless…” Zhen Ci Bei was indeed trembling
with a tomato red face. He hollered in fury as he felt his stomach about
“Shameless? Bastard! You’re the shameless one! All your ancestors are
shameless!” Jun Mo Xie leaped up as if he were very angry. But it was
followed by some strange laughs. “How dare you say that I am shameless?
You are old granny drinking watery porridge while leaning on a wall! Ha!
You don’t understand do you? Lemme teach you properly… old granny
drinking watery porridge while leaning on a wall means sordid, shameless,
and obscene! How’s that? I really infuriated you? No, you should focus on
your moves; pay attention when you’re fighting… Damn, didn’t I just
tell you and you are kicked on your buttocks… Hahaha…”
Needless to say, Jun Mo Xie was also very talented in cursing. He was
like a machine gun that simply refused to stop. Mei Xue Yan was feeling
tired for him, but he seemed to be enjoying it. He just went on and on…
It was like many flies were circling around the Venerables, frustrating
The Venerables regretted their decision to come. Couple with the anger
from the death of Liu Qiu, the pressure from the beasts, and the threat
from Mei Xue Yan, the relentless curses from the rascal were truly
hurting their brain…
Mei Xue Yan was feeling slightly embarrassed. “Mo Xie, stop. It sounds so
Jun Mo Xie looked at her, puzzled. “What? Do you think I am so bored that
I have to curse them as entertainment? Do you think we can contain them
with this sort of formation? They are all Venerables! We have to deprive
them of all their brain power to think of a proper strategy! Don’t you
think what I am doing is very effective? Look at them, they are all so
infuriated! Even gods can’t think properly with all this cursing…
“I’m battling do you know, my stupid little girl?” Jun Mo Xie laughed.
“Your bro, I, will teach you how to kill even Venerables with my mouth!”
Jun Mo Xie was losing control with his cursing. His mouth even went for
Mei Xue Yan…
Mei Xue Yan was dazed by his unreasonable reasons and was maddened by
what he said. She rolled her eyes at him and turned her face away. Even
Mei Xue Yan who was mistakenly cursed felt so angry. Then what about the
When she turned her head around, she realized that what Jun Mo Xie had
said apparently made sense. The five were all so provoked they couldn’t
even fend off the attacks, let alone think about strategies to escape. It
was especially true for Zhen Ci Bei—he was so angered that his moves
were becoming disoriented as his beard danced in the air messily…
With Jun Mo Xie’s provocation, the battle intensified further. Everyone
used more strength and the sound of punches became more audible. The
skins of the Xuan Beasts were thicker so they were not afraid of being
beaten while the Venerables had developed a very strong defensive
nature… soon, many on both sides were injured…
“Earth Cracker… don’t you know how to take advantage? Look at Zhen Ci
Bei, that old egg plant who couldn’t even respond properly! Didn’t you
see? Go get him! Hit his crotch and poke his backside… Oh yeah! Does it
feel good, Zhen Ci Bei? Who asked you to be so arrogant? The collapsing
mountain didn’t get you, but I will anger you to death today!
“Beat Zhen Ci Bei until he can’t recognize his mother! He can never be
arrogant again! He will look in the mirror and ask who that is because no
matter from which angle he looks, he will look like a pig. So he will
become so worried that he will immediately go home to ask his mother. His
mother will say, ‘Gosh, my son, how did you become a pig?'”The “Jue” in
Du Jue’s name is used specifically to mean stopping in the context of
stopping a person from having any offspring”Edge of the World” is
“天涯” and there’s a phrase “远走天涯” which means to escape to a
faraway placeThe phrase “leaning on a wall” (背壁) sounds similar to
the word for “sordid” (卑鄙); old grannies have no teeth and the phrase
“has no teeth” (无齿) sounds the same as the word for “shameless”
(无耻); drinking watery porridge means that the porridge is flowing
down the throat and the phrase “flowing down” (下流) is exactly the
same as “obscene” (下流)