Otherworldly Evil Monarch - chapter-721
Thus before the Hongjun Pagoda managed to digest all this Heaven Earth
Spiritual Qi, it was unlikely to be of any use to Jun Mo Xie!
This is… Damn it! Of all times, you choose to go on strike on me now!
Don’t you know that we are only an hour away from when the battle begins!
Why did you eat like a country bumpkin who had never eaten anything
decent in life and finally entered the city? You only stopped when you
ate till your belly was about to burst! Although it was temporary, this
is too ridiculous!
Jun Mo Xie criticized and grumbled internally.
Hongjun Pagoda remained still and let Jun Mo Xie continue running his
mouth. If it could speak, it will definitely shoot back disdainfully.
F*ck! Isn’t it all because your incompetent ass made me like this? Who
would be able to take it as you keep drawing blood but don’t feed me? If
you had fed me properly everyday, would I even have to overeat now?
Furthermore, it’s not that I overate—it’s just indigestion; blaming me
instead of yourself, how could you be this shameless! You heartless
Scolding didn’t work, and hitting couldn’t be used. Jun Mo Xie was
completely out of tricks, so he could only come to terms with it. A
situation like this was definitely temporary, so he could only pray that
this fella can finish digesting as quickly as he could, and hopefully
didn’t get some sort of stomach ulcer just from this…
I’ll let you take a temporary holiday then! Goddamn it, just because I
don’t have a butcher I’ll have to eat a unskinned pig? Watch me make a
splash with my own real capabilities!
I can still wreck havoc and turn this world upside down!
Jun Mo Xie concealed himself and stood there, experiencing the cold,
merciless winds. Looking down at the smooth surface beneath the mountain,
he muttered internally. It’s almost time, why haven’t those a*sholes
arrived yet? What if the peak collapses before they arrive? This mountain
peak is at risk of collapsing any moment with no solid foundations. It’ll
be a complete tragedy if he still had to use his own strength to hold and
support it till the enemy arrives…
Just when he worried, whooshing sounds could be heard. Over ten people
cut through the misty dawn at incredible speeds.
Everyone in this group was highly-skilled, their steps firm and fast.
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people from the three Holy Lands! And the person leading this group at
the front was Qu Wu Qing!
He commanded in a hurried tone, “Hurry! Faster! Faster! There, and there,
go camouflage yourselves and wait for my command! At the sound of my loud
whistle, charge out! We have to catch them off guard! Cause the greatest
possible damage at the beginning!”
Everyone else nodded, but no one spoke. Followed by a couple of whooshes,
everyone sought for a location to hide in.
Jun Mo Xie wasn’t sure if it was a good or bad thing, but one person had
picked the spot Jhe was standing at as his hiding spot. Carefully laying
down, he stuck his head up to look around before retracting it again.
This hiding spot was too magnificent; his head was right at Jun Mo Xie’s
crotch! Jun Mo Xie only had to stretch his hand out, grab the person’s
neck, and strangle him to death! Or Jun Mo Xie could just squat down
slightly and his bum would be seated right on his neck. This guy just had
to stretch his neck a little and he would have an extremely intimate
contact with a certain private body part…
Jun Mo Xie didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at having someone stick
their head in his crotch while he was invisible. This brother is too good
at hiding… To hide in such a place is making it extremely convenient
for me… But Jun Mo Xie was not able to do anything to him currently. To
be able to see and touch, but have to hold himself back, Jun Mo Xie was
annoyed and frustrated.
At this moment, this person randomly turned around and faced the sky, a
satisfied look upon his face. Burying his nose under Mo Xie’s crotch, he
even two deep breaths, opening his mouth widely. His eyes turned into
crescents as he commented, “This air here sure is fresh!”
If I were capable of farting at my own will, you would instantly find it
unfresh! Jun Mo Xie thought angrily. Watching the wide mouth that was
opening and closing beneath him, Jun Mo Xie thought: If I suddenly have
the urge to pee, it’ll all go into this guy’s stomach, not a single drop
would go to waste… Naturally… If it’s diarrhea, this person might be
worse off than Eunuch Zhu Lao.
Forcefully fighting the urge to strangle this person to death and the
tempting thought of taking a leak right there, Jun Mo Xie let out a sigh
of resignation and got ready to leave.
Before leaving, Young Master Jun was still not willing to walk away just
like that. Jun Mo Xie began to circulate the Qi in his body, heading up
before going down, till it reached the dantian, went into the spleen
channel of the taiyin foot. With a slight tightening of the rectum, he
released a silent fart.
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saying goes, a loud fart doesn’t smell, but a smelly fart doesn’t sound!
Under the careful control of Jun Mo Xie, this extreme “fragrance” entered
the mouth of the guy below with a whoosh, not a single bit going to waste.
With another whoosh, Young Master disappeared into thin air.
The person below was still taking in deep breaths through his mouth that
was open wide like a satisfied toad. Suddenly, a odd and extremely
pungent odor hit him right in his mouth, causing him to choke. An odd
flavour spread across his tongue and he gagged, feeling as if his stomach
was about to overturn and he was almost going to vomit.
Qu Wu Qing transmitted over coldly, “Who?! Who is it!”
The guy pinched his nose and replied with much difficulty, “Master Qu,
please simmer down, it was me…”
“Cui Ning Shi, you son of a b*tch! Why are you so useless! Why are you
gagging! Did you f*cking eat a fart?! What sort of timing is this! If you
don’t believe that I’ll kill you, go ahead and gag one more time!” Qu Wu
Qing cursed harshly.
Cui Ning Shi was a submissive person, so he did not dare to make any
noise. But he was reminded by Qu Wu Qing’s words. He was hit by another
wave of nausea after swiping his tongue in his mouth and fought the urge
to gag again. It is really the flavour of a fart… This is so weird!
Where did this disgusting odor come from with such strong winds? He
looked around suspiciously but could not find anything, so he lowered
himself again and continued hiding.
Jun Mo Xie had just left where he was standing when he saw Mo Xiao Yao
strolling with all the other remaining experts from Three Holy Lands, all
high and mighty. Everyone had a serious expression on, their strong
killing intent and aura rushing up to the skies and blowing the white
They’re here, they’re finally here! Finally here to court death! Jun Mo
Xie’s heart was hit by a wave of excitement and adrenaline.
“What’s going on? Why has the enemy not arrived yet?” Mo Xiao Yao turned
around and asked in confusion. “It is already almost time of the agreed
timing; why hasn’t the other party made a move yet? Is there more than
what meets the eye?”
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right! They came from so far away; how could they not have made a move
yet? They should at least have some sort of action done by now, the skies
should have been filled with Xuan Beasts that could fly by now!” Jia Qing
Yun was just as confused.
“Could they be making a joke out of us?” Mo Xiao Yao’s face darkened, his
eyes oozing with killing intent. He gritted his teeth and said, “We’ll
wait for a while more; if they do not reach by the agreed timing, we
shall retreat! They are the ones who did not keep to their word, if it’s
embarrassing for anyone, it’s for them!”
“Alright!” Jia Qing Yun nodded heavily. He turned around and made a
gesture to question Qu Wu Qing on the state of the preparations. Qu Wu
Qing signalled back that all was ready.
Thus, they settled down to meditate at the foot of the sword peak, peace
and serenity across their faces. To be able to maintain such a peaceful
state of mind before a huge battle was enough to show how mentally
prepared they were, not putting the battle on their minds at all.
Only experts had this level of extreme magnanimity.
On Jun Mo Xie’s side, all preparations were ready.
It was the most crucial timing now; everything needed to be fast, so fast
that there would be no time for any response!
He went underground with a whoosh, exerting all the Power of Earth he had
accumulated in the free time out in one shot, and at the same time, he
spread the deep blue colored power of water all around, causing all the
energy that was trapped within to explode outward!
As quick as lightning, he made his way to the center of the ground, the
Blood of Yellow Flame turning into a sword with the glow of a mystical
dragon. With one single sword, the layers of Xuan Ice underground that
were of ten thousand years of age were completely destroyed.
Then he rose upward, utilizing the highest speed of the Yin Yang Escape
technique, flying like a shooting star!
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sword peak, Mo Xiao Yao suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Jia Qing
Yun. “Old Jia, do you feel something?” he asked.
Jia Qing Yun frowned doubtfully, “It seems as if there is some movement
underground, but it’s hard to explain what it is. Or maybe there is a
small avalanche somewhere; our war cries yesterday sent tremors all over
and created some avalanches in some places. Perhaps the movement now
might be related.”
Mo Xiao Yao hummed in agreement. He turned around and took a look at the
snow peak that was not too far away. He exclaimed, “This Sword Peak is
truly worthy of the name. ‘Sword Peak’—looking at it as a whole, it
really looks like a sword! A gigantic one! I wonder what sort of godly
creature would be able to utilize a stunning heavenly sword as such!”
Jia Qing Yun laughed, “Brother Mo, it is just a mountain.”
“But it really looks too much like a sword!” Mo Xiao Yao chuckled.
Suddenly, his face darkened as he tilted his head backward and looked at
the tip of the sword peak. He frowned and asked, “Why does it look like
it’s slanted? Is my eyesight that bad?”
Jia Qing Yun laughed, “Haha! Brother Mo, let me reiterate, it is a huge
mountain! How could it be as straight as a sword!”
Just as this sentence was finished, before the laughter could cease, huge
pieces of snowflakes started to fall from the sky.
“The weather here sure is peculiar; the sun is so bright, there are no
clouds, but it starts snowing out of the blue! And in such a rush, such
large pieces!” Xiao Tian Ya remarked. “Could this be the unique weather
of Blizzard Silver City?”
Everyone started laughing. “If it’s not like this, could it still be
called Blizzard Silver City?”
“That’s true indeed,” Xiao Tian Ya also joined in the laughter. “But the
scenery here is truly unique…”
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sentence could be finished, a series of rumbling sound came from below,
and even the ground seemed to begin to tremble.