Otherworldly Evil Monarch - chapter-808
The group of Xuan Beasts instantly exploded in chaos! Roars and screeches
rang out everywhere, and Jun Mo Xie was stunned so badly that his mouth
and eyes turned askew. He took a step back and directly fell down on his
butt. This Big Bear was simply too direct. What kind of descriptive terms
were those? Where did he learn them from? This bear that weighed at least
700 jin actually looked small and dainty, charming and cute in Big Bear’s
This was only their first meeting, but this fellow already proposed
marriage to her! And he actually did it so domineeringly!
Marry me, and be my wife! Give birth to some bear cubs for me!
There was such a way to propose marriage?
If a human suddenly walked up to a lady that he liked and said, “Marry
me, and be my wife! Give birth to some little babies for me!…” Wouldn’t
he just get beaten half to death and called crazy?
But Long Crane and the rest simply stood to the side, not interfering. It
seemed that they didn’t find anything wrong with this scene at all.
“How is it? Are you willing?” Big Bear asked nervously.
“I… I… I… I don’t know…” Little Dance looked around jumpily, as
if she were begging for help. She stepped backwards nervously, nearly
falling over because of her clumsy body…
“You don’t know? That means that it’s not a rejection? Not rejecting
means that you accept! Accepting means you’re agreeing to be my wife!
Come, wifey, let’s go home together while it’s still early and make some
little bears…” Big Bear smiled excitedly and held out his fluffy paws,
wanting to pull her away.
Little Dance’s eyes reddened and she looked like she was about to cry.
Her eyes darted continuously toward an older Black Gold Bear not far away.
Big Bear naturally also sensed her gaze. Stretching out his hand, he
pointed. “You! Come out here! Are you the leader of the Black God Bears
The old bear walked out with its face wreathed in smiles. “Lord Bear
King, I am indeed the leader of the Black Gold Bears, Big Precious… I’m
also Little Dance’s father…”
“Oh, so it’s father in law!” Big Bear waved his paw and said. “I’m sure
you have no opinions about the relationship of me and her right? It
should be an honorable marriage right?” Big Bear had learnt the three
words father in law through following Jun Mo Xie around in recent
periods. Apparently, the father of one’s wife was called a father in law.
In front of Little Dance’s father, he naturally wanted to show off his
knowledge. Those words like ‘small and dainty’, ‘charming and cute’ were
simply to obtain the favor of the beautiful bear. But the words ‘father
in law’ was to show how knowledgeable he was, and how different he was
from the other uncouth bears.
“Yes, yes… I have no opinions… no opinions. It’s a great honor! It’s
truly very glorious, too glorious…” The Black Gold Bear tribe’s leader
Big Precious continuously nodded his head and said. He didn’t really
understand what the words father in law meant, but guessed that it must
be some kind of noble greeting. Clasping his paws humbly, he said, “I’m
not worthy of Lord Bear King addressing me as ‘father in law’, you.. you
are my father in law…”
You are my father in law…
Jun Mo Xie nearly spat out a mouthful of blood and died on the spot…
He sat on the ground with a dazed expression. Originally, he’d already
been stunned rather thoroughly, but the addition of that one sentence had
completely caused him to lose all sensations in his body…
What the hell was all this?!
won’t do! I can’t be your father in law! You old thing actually wants to
take advantage of me…” Big Bear was about to get angry, but he
controlled himself and shook his head: “Forget it, who asked you to be my
father in law… quickly go back and prepare the dowry, I’m marrying your
daughter, so you should go and start preparing? We can’t marry her off
poorly. After all, she’s going to be the queen of the bear tribe in the
future, becoming a motherly model and leader of all the bears… Alright,
just send ten thousand jin each of your Pinecone Wine and Honeyed
Biscuits over later on… there’s no problem right?!”
Big Bear said with a loud voice.
“Yes yes… it’ll be done as you instructed…” Big Precious nodded
Just like that, under the astonished gaze of Jun Mo Xie, the marriage
engagement was… completed…
Jun Mo Xie nearly choked on his own spit as he watched this scene. This
was possible as well? Motherly model and leader of all the bears?! My god!
There was actually such a method of proposing marriage…
This was only the first time they had ever met, and he forcefully
demanded to marry her. Then, he even demanded for his father in law to
pay for the dowry… Not only that, he’d even asked for a huge amount!
His tone wasn’t even polite in the slightest, directly calling his future
father in law ‘old thing’… was there anyone who spoke to their future
father in law like that?
The most surprising thing was that… it had actually succeeded!
The bride’s side forked out a huge dowry and prepared for the entire
was like a common bandit forcing a marriage!
No! Even a common bandit would more or less know to speak some honeyed
words, or at least make some promises. This fellow was not even
comparable to a common bandit! What was going on?
This world was simply too crazy. No, the world of Xuan Beasts was too
crazy. What was this?!
“Congratulations, Bear King! Good wishes, Bear King!” A series of loud
roars rang out as all the Xuan Beasts joined their voices in
congratulations. They were actually extremely used to these kinds of
scenes and did not feel like anything was out of the ordinary…
Big Bear grinned widely and strutted forward proudly as he held Little
Dance’s large paw. Walking towards the crowd, he clasped his paws and
returned the courtesies. “Many thanks, brothers! From today onwards, this
old bear also has a wife!”
Little Dance followed behind him, her head lowered shyly. Behind her, her
short stubby tail wagged lightly. Based on her expression, she did not
seem any bit like someone who had been forced into a marriage. Instead,
she looked radiant with happiness.
Earth Cracker narrowed his eyes and roared lightly with admiration. At
the same time, his eyes darted across the crowd as if he was searching
for something… A moment later, he sighed and came over to Jun Mo Xie,
shaking his head. “Sighs, brother-in-law, look at this… that bear
really has some great luck… that new bride of his is really good
looking… What a pity, why can’t a beauty like that be born in my tiger
tribe?” His tone was obviously laced with envy…
Jun Mo Xie was taken aback once again. Narrowing his eyes, he looked at
Earth Cracker with some disbelief. “Lucky? Really good looking? A
beauty?… Earth Cracker, you’re not running a fever, right? What the
hell are you talking about?”
“Tsk… brother-in-law, you’re really… Look at those glossy black fur
on that bear chick, see how it glistens… the golden fur ring patterns
on her fur, it’s so beautiful… And look at that figure, it’s so
healthy! There’s her features also, that nose is so pointy… keke, and
those eyes, those are the eyes of a true bear ah, her snout is also
really wide… keke, and those ears on her head are so straight and
round. And look at her hips; that’s definitely the finest of the finest
ah, there wouldn’t be any problems giving birth to a bunch of little
bears… the only thing that’s slightly imperfect is that her tail is a
little bit short…
“Still, it’s not bad already, the main thing is that perfect rear end…
I’ve long heard that the Black Gold Bear tribe produced the number one
beauty of Tian Fa, and now that I’ve seen it myself, it’s indeed true.
There’s a phrase that I’m not sure how it goes… oh, right, it’s
‘knowing a person by repute is not as good as seeing him in the flesh,
and the actual person far surpasses the reputation’… just looking at
this makes me envious. How did Big Bear get so lucky? Truly, silly people
have their own silly fortune…” Drool rolled down the side of Earth
Cracker’s mouth as he commented. From the way he said it, if Big Bear
hadn’t acted so fast, he would have moved to fight over the beauty
Jun Mo Xie was stupefied for a long time, and his lips twitched heavily.
“Earth Cracker, you rascal, are you sure that you’re speaking from the
heart? The number one beauty of Tian Fa? She is Tian Fa’s number one
“Brother-in-law, what are you talking about? Is it surprising that she’s
Tian Fa’s number one beauty? Unless you think that eldest sister is a
beauty? She doesn’t have any figure, and her butt is practically flat.
How will she bear any children? When the time comes for your child to
come out, you’ll know how difficult it is!”
Earth Cracker looked at Young Master Jun in a manner as if he were
looking at an idiot. Shaking his head, he advised sincerely.
“Brother-in-law… cough cough, although all of us are very impressed
with eldest sister, and her strength is truly extraordinary, and everyone
respects her from the heart… her looks are truly a little too lacking!
Although Snake King’s figure is also not very good, she’s still a snake.
No matter how she changes her form, she can’t escape from that skinny
appearance. But with eldest sister’s high cultivation, why can’t she make
herself better looking? Brother-in-law, I have to say, your aesthetic
standards are truly a little… unique…
“Brother-in-law ah… it’s not that this brother wants to talk against
you, but marrying my eldest sister is really quite a waste for a man like
you…” Earth Cracker shook his head and snorted in an exasperated
manner. From the way Jun Mo Xie heard it, his words even had a tone that
sounded like ‘this slow moving product that had been stored for many
years was finally taken’…
Huh? A girl like Mei Xue Yan actually isn’t considered beautiful? That
peerless beauty and unparalleled distinguished air of elegance and
coquetry… is not considered beautiful in Tian Fa Forest? From what
Earth Cracker was trying to say, she is even a ‘leftover girl’…
Marrying my eldest sister is really quite a waste for a man like you…
Do you all know that if your eldest sister went out as she is to look for
a husband, all the men in the Xuan Xuan Continent would immediately flood
into Tian Fa Forest, flattening it!?
Hold on… if even a beauty like Mei Xue Yan is an ugly woman in your
eyes, even to the extent of implying that I was blind… doesn’t that
mean that I’m ugly to the point of being unwanted as well?
Jun Mo Xie’s tongue was completely tied for a moment. He had been stabbed
by this soft blade so badly that his world was spinning, and his hands
and face were pale. Knocking his head against the table, he was nearly on
the verge of tears…
Heavens, just kill me… I don’t want to live anymore! I don’t have the
face to live on anymore!
the eyes of these Xuan Beasts, I’m actually just a pretty boy, so doesn’t
Young Master Jun was completely speechless… it looked like the beauty
standards of Tian Fa Forest were completely opposite of those in the
Just at this time, Big Bear stormed over and stared fiercely at Earth
Cracker. “Little fellow, what nonsense are you speaking? How is eldest
sister not beautiful? How is brother-in-law blind? What is the meaning of
Earth Cracker blinked innocently. “Fourth brother, I didn’t say anything,
I was only telling brother-in-law what we think of eldest sister, you
Big Bear instantly smacked a large paw against the tiger’s head as he
hollered, “I dare you continue speaking nonsense!”
Placing his head lower, he continued in a low voice. “You idiot, are you
trying to ruin the happiness of our virgin eldest sister? Do you want to
have her left on the shelf forever? It’s a rarity that brother-in-law
does not mind eldest sister, and the two of them are matching so well.
Both of them have the same looks. It wasn’t easy for her to find a match
and now you want to mess it up?”
Earth Cracker was completely stunned with realization. “Fourth brother, I
didn’t mean it like that, I really didn’t mean it like that, I was