The Silly Alchemist - chapter-243-all-clear-1
All Clear (1)
â€œWe want to register!â€
Among the bustling crowds, Ye Lang and Edward finally arrived at the
registration site for the matchmaking event!
Edward expected it to be a known event but not as crowded as this. It was
a huge event, something like the talent competition before.
Then again, it was a powerful, influential and very pretty girl who was
looking for a partner so having this turnout was normal. And this time,
they said that no matter how a person looked or what family he was from,
as long as he was talented, and had potential, he was qualified to enter.
Conditions like that obviously attracted a huge crowd of men- from
ten-year-olds to sixty-year-olds!
The ten-year-olds wanted this older sister to be their wife, but of
course had to wait five or six years when theyâ€™re a little olderâ€¦
As for the sixty-year-oldsâ€¦ Letâ€™s not comment about them!
When this happened, the Duke of Alexandria placed a condition to limit
the number of participants: you have to be above eighteen and below
Fortunately, Ye Lang qualifiedâ€¦
How did Ye Lang and Edward pass through the crowds to the registration
point? By shoving, of course!
Edward didnâ€™t like it very much. He was still a person from the upper
class of society, how could he push and shove with everyone else in the
crowds? Ye Lang didnâ€™t care. This was good, pushing and shoving will
probably make you healthier!
However, when they couldnâ€™t pass, Ye Lang would pull a few tricks, for
â€œTheyâ€™re spraying water!!â€
â€œFuck, these people arenâ€™t afraid of water?!â€
â€œWhatâ€™s a UFO?â€
Alright, let me use my last resortâ€¦
â€œEveryone look, Lady Kesha is running naked!!â€
This method was effective though. Most of the people went to look for the
naked Lady Kesha. Of course, after a while, when they realised it was a
joke they saidâ€¦
â€œOf course I knew it was nonsense, why would my Lady Kesha do such a
â€œYeah, and look at all these people looking around for her! Theyâ€™re
insulting my Kesha!â€
It was as if other than Ye Lang, even Edward searched for a naked Kesha.
Although they didnâ€™t believe it, it was still very shocking.
Ye Lang succssfully shoved some people aside to bring Edward to the
registration point. Heâ€™d arrived at his destination, regardless of what
people said about how shameless he was.
Of course the crowds were only scolding the guy who shouted, they
didnâ€™t know it was Ye Lang!
â€œName, occupation, family background, strengthsâ€¦â€ muttered the
staff at the registration point, not even looking up.
â€œMe? Iâ€™m Ye Lang, Iâ€™m a prodigal son, my strength is squandering
money, and my family background is very wealthy businessmen!â€ Ye Lang
gave a very odd list of details. Would anyone say that?
Also, why did he say his family was â€کwealthy businessmenâ€™,
shouldnâ€™t he say they were aristocrats?
Simple, the Ye family members were mainly traders so they only tell
people they were businessmen. The Ye family didnâ€™t care about anything
This helped them avoid many problems.
â€œHuh?!â€ The worker finally looked up, stared at Ye Lang, then looked
Although Ye Langâ€™s self-introduction was a little weird, heâ€™d met
many weird people here. He was used to it by now. Then again, he still
had to work. There were many people waiting!
Very soon, Ye Lang received a piece of paper and directed to an
After registration, they had to immediately do a test which would
eliminate a large portion of the people hereâ€¦
â€œEdward Jean, student, martial arts, family- aristocratsâ€¦â€ Edward
also gave his name and a simple self-introduction.
Edward looked at Ye Lang, who was still standing at the side. He thought
Ye Lang was waiting for him, so he called, â€œAlright, letâ€™s enter!â€
â€œYou should enter first, I need to deal with this first!â€ said Ye
Lang. He was waiting for Edward, that part was correct, but not to enter
the hall, butâ€¦
â€œ?? What are you doing??â€ Edward didnâ€™t understand what Ye Lang was
going to do.
â€œIâ€™m obviously going to deal with the people behind us!!â€ grinned
Ye Lang, wringing his hands. Edward thought this grin looked creepy. He
felt like something was going to happen, something very scary!!â€
Ye Lang took an object out. It was something many people wanted,
something very powerful- an alchemy bazooka. He fired it at the
Edward wanted to stop Ye Lang but was too late. The bazooka glowed, then
a ray of magical energy hit the registration point!
The magical energy caused an explosion, everything was blown apart. At
the same time, everyone was stunned, unable to comprehend what just
The workers and people at the front of the line were already collapsed on
the ground, uncertain if they were dead or alive!
Soon, the crowds panicked and dispersed. It was very chaotic.
â€œYouâ€¦ How could you do that?â€ Edwardâ€™s jaw was on the floor.
Although he knew Ye Lang was prone to take drastic measures, this was too
â€œWhat?â€ Ye Lang had kept the bazooka now. No one would know he was
the one who caused the chaos.
Seeing Ye Lang so indifferent, as if nothing happened, Edward started to
question him accusingly, â€œWhy did you do that?â€
â€œSimple. Weâ€™ll have a lot fewer opponents now, so we only need to
deal with the people inside,â€ said Ye Lang happily.
â€œEven if you wanted to help me eliminate opponents, you donâ€™t have to
kill them!â€ Edward was very upset Ye Lang killed people, including the
â€œWho killed who? Theyâ€™re only unconscious, they wonâ€™t die!â€ said
Ye Lang casually, â€œYou should enter first. I need to finish this, cut
these people off!â€
Ye Lang wasnâ€™t one of those cruel people whoâ€™d kill innocents just to
eliminate opponents. Definitely not for a reason like this one!
He only used one of the attack techniques of his alchemy bazooka. It was
a blow enough to knock people unconscious, but not hurt anyone. The crowd
would only be temporarily unconscious.
Of course, there was a small chance of error in this attacking technique.
Sometimes, it might hurt someone â€“ but still not severe enough to kill
them. At most, theyâ€™d feel dizzy and nauseous for a period of time.
Theyâ€™d recover afterwards.
How long after? In Ye Langâ€™s words: we donâ€™t know. Perhaps one or two
days, many half a month, but never more than a month!!
Although Ye Langâ€™s attack didnâ€™t hurt anyone, his objective was still
to eliminate opponents. He didnâ€™t want these opponents to come back
later. Only a person like Ye Lang would think of doing something like